35. Guarded by the Spider

By Cassie Alexander (346 pp, ebook)

I have heard of these monster romances and thought I would check one out and sorry, not for me. No judgement! I think people should read and enjoy whatever they want but this was too much for me. There's a man-spider bodyguard sent to retrieve a kidnapped billionaire's daughter who they assume is dead. She is not and she and the bodyguard have to escape danger while being super hot for each other. Somehow it turned out I was always reading the super steamy stuff on the bus.

34. Love Lettering

By Kate Clayborn (303 pp, ebook)

Another contemporary romance. In this one Meg is become local famous for doing hand-lettered planners and journals. She used to do wedding materials and as the book opens, the groom, Reid, from her last job comes in with the wedding program and asks her how she knew his marriage would fail. Pretty good opening, huh. He ended up not getting married and they slowly get to know each other. Then there's a big dramatic thing that they have to overcome if they will end up together. I liked this one - there is some wonderful friendship stuff and great setting in NYC.

33. Spoiler Alert

By Olivia Cade (409 pp, ebook)

This is another contemporary romance and I loved the beginning. It's about a super famous actor in a fantasy tv series who after a social media kerfluffle asks a fan on a date. The fan, April, is a woman who write fan fic and does cosplay. The set up is so fun but the longer it went on, the most angsty and dramatic everything got. By the end it was hard to root for the main characters. Still, I would read this author again. There was some fun dialogue and characterization in there.

32. Wicked Deeds on A Winter's Night

By Kresley Cole (401 pp, ebook)

Another in my Kresley Cole 3-pack. This one isn't that much different than the other one. There's a werewolf with a cartoony Scottish accent and the fated mate has some kind of powers that she hasn't fully understood burbling under the surface. This one threw in a lot of world building and a lot of characters and factions and creatures. Maybe if I read all the books in order it would be okay but at times I couldn't keep up. Perfect fun reading for the bus.

31. In the Unlikely Event

By Judy Blume (512 pp ebook)

It's Judy Blume! If you haven't seen the documentary about her, prioritize at once! Most of this story is set in the 50s in Elizabeth, New Jersey where there are 3 tragic plane crashes within 2 months. It sounds like an insane plot device except this really happened. Judy Blume grew up in Elizabeth. The story follows a collection of families and characters and has lots of 50s specific details and ends at an event in the 80s to wrap up some story. It took me a little bit to connect with it but ultimately I enjoyed it.

30. A Shadow in the Ember

By Jennifer Armentrout (647 pp, ebook)

I have been wanting to try this author for a long time and really enjoyed this book. It's a fantasy where the MC was chosen at birth to fulfill a duty that will save the land. She's supposed to seduce the Primal of Death but there are complications. It's a tough book to summarize in a few sentences. She and the Primal finally meet and everything is not what it seems. Also, things get steamy. It got long for me and I'm not sure if I will continue the series but I will try this author again for sure.

29. The Friend Zone

By Abby Jimenez (386 pp, ebook)

A contemporary romance. Kristen is straight-forward, "what you see is what you get person" -- I enjoyed this aspect of her character. She meets Josh who is very easy going and hilarious. Somehow they are connected by mutual friends, I can't remember the details. I loved the interaction between the characters and how they gradually fell for each other. But this book falls into extreme drama and angst and one of those "if they just talked about it" issues they might have sorted things about soon. Still enjoyed.

28. A Hunger Like No Other

By Kresley Cole (410 pp, ebook)

One of the drawbacks of not doing these little updates until months after I read the book is that I lose some of the details. A friend got me into th eFated Mates podcast so my TBR book pile has been growing like crazy. I have never read this author and grabbed a 3-pack on sale. This one is about a werewolf who has been tortured by vampires who learns that his mate is a vampire who wants nothing to do with him. He spends most of the book trying to convince himself and her that this is how it is. I enjoyed it enough -- there's humor and drama and it was fun to read.

27. We Had A Little Real Estate Problem

by Kilph Nesteroff (336 pp ebook)

Bob gave me this book. It's about Native Americans in comedy and starts back with the wild west shows and spends a lot of time with Charlie Hill who had a big career starting in the 70s. He influenced a lot of later NDN comedians. I loved the first 2/3s of the book. There was history in there that I was unfamiliar with and I was impressed with the early comedians breaking ground and representing NDN people. It got long for me near the end.

26. Secrets of Shooting Star Lake

By Susanna Strom (318 pp)

Another book purchased at the local author book fair. Paranormal romance! Shifter romance isn't my favorite but I enjoyed this one. In this one Marit and her sisters have a bakery and have inherited a lake cabin from Grandma. The pack needs the lake house to keep their compound safe. They meet and sparks fly, even though it isn't a good idea. Loved the setting and characters.

25. From First Breath to Last

By Dede Montgomery (104 pp)

I went to a local author book fair and this is one of the books I bought and having a great visit with the author. It's lovely mother-daughter memoir. The mom, Patty, wrote a memoir and the author sorted through this plus her mother's journals and other writing and added her own memories. Most of it takes place different areas around the Pacific Northwest. Patty lived during a time when women's roles were just starting to shift and she pushed against that. And later the story is relatable as Dede deals with aging parents. Really wonderful book.

24. Dear Enemy

By Kristen Callihan (393 pp, ebook)

I love this author. This is a romance about Macon and Delilah who met growing up. They did not get along and actively despised each other but also he dated her troubled sister as a teen. They are brought back together when the troubled sister is in trouble again and Delilah, now a successful chef/caterer, has to bail her out or else Macon, huge TV star in a Game of Thrones type show, is going to call the police and send troubled sister to jail. There's a lot of drama in this story that is tough to sum up in a sentence but needless to say, Macon and Delilah learn there was a lot of misunderstanding from their youth and now they are into each other. What will happen?

23. Carrie

By Stephen King (322 pp)(ebook)

I bought the 50 year (gulp!) anniversary edition of Carrie. I originally read it around 1976 when the movie came out. I know because I vividly remember my paperback with the blood soaked Sissy Spacek on the cover and the movie photos inside. The book holds up. It's about a young woman raised in a super religious household who is bullied and turns out, has telekenisis which comes out in a massive wave of destruction when the joke goes too far. The book is partly the story with different POVs and partly from memoir and the investigation into what happened. The way the story events are sequenced is really clever and tension building. Stephen King is the master at writing vivid and disturbing scenes and this book delivers.

22. Matrix

By Lauren Groff (257pp)

I have been looking forward to reading this since I heard a podcast with the author. If I remembered which one I would link it, but it's been awhile. I love Lauren Groff's writing and I enjoyed this one. Like Fates & Furies if you look at reviews, people seem to love or hate this book. Those are my favorite books! This is set in the 12th century and opens with a teenaged Marie de France banished to a run down abbey where the nuns are starving. The story follows Marie's life as she whips the abbey into shape. Complex characters and relationships. Made me want to know more about this time period.

21. Leonard and Hungry Paul

By Ronan Hessian (256 pp)(ebook)

You could call this a Ted Lasso of fiction -- no soccer involved but regular people navigating the dips and peaks of being human and things work out okay. There were times while I was reading when I thought, "This is a book?" because it felt so real and relatable. It's about two men in their 30s with a loyal friendship, one set of parents and one sibling preparing to marry. They navigate romance and work life and its funny and sweet.

20. Seven Days in June

By Tia Williams (325 pp)

When we were at The Last Chapter romance bookstore in Chicago (me signing my book) I decided to pick one book by an author who is new to me and this is what I picked. It's a contemporary, second chance romance about a Black couple who had an intense and chaotic week together as teenagers. Fifteen years later Eva is a successful author of an erotic paranormal series and Shane is a successful literary author when their paths cross again. Lots of drama and great humor and characters.

19. System Collapse (Murderbot #7)

By Martha Wells (243 pp)

I love Murderbot and a little Murderbot is better than no Murderbot, but also, this felt slight. It starts where the last one left off and the Murderbot crew are headed to the other side of a planet to talk to some colonists before the bad guys get there. Meanwhile, Murderbot is having some operation errors it can't figure out. It felt like a thin story and a lot of Murderbot rumination. Still, always recommend Murderbot. The Internet tells me this is soon to be a TV series on Apple + with Alexander Skarsgård. I guess we will be starting Apple TV again.

Interlude

I know no one is keeping track except me but I am bummed by how few books I read. 40 a year seems like a weak but doable goal but I'm not even on track for that. I even made an intention to read more books and I got in bed earlier for extra reading time and then ended up getting sleepy and going to bed earlier. To be fair to myself: I have other things going on, it's not like I'm doom-scrolling in my spare time. I'm still writing and have several short stories and a couple long stories in the mix at the moment.

I was thinking: well, when I retire I can aim for 2 books a week. At that rate it will still take me about 4 years to get through the TBR pile if I don't add any new books or re-read anything. And I would love to re-read the Expanse series and the Magicians series. This is a good problem to have but I still wish I could read more.

18. Lovecraft Country

By Matt Ruff (400 pp)(ebook)

I did not see the TV series but I might have to now. I didn't know what to expect with this book and it was a wonderful surprise. There is an overarching story but also it feels like interlinked short stories -- every character gets an adventure. I don't know how to describe the in a sentence. It's set in the 50s in Jim Crow America where the racist stuff is terrifying but also there's a secret society with creepy rituals and unsettling creatures and a foreboding air over everything. The characters are really well drawn - the way they react to what's happening and their relationships are really good. Recommend.

17. Scales and Sensibility

By Stephanie Burgis (384 pp)(ebook)

Jane Austen with dragons! In this world the dragons are small enough to sit on your shoulder and are a fashion trend. Elinor is stuck living with her snotty spoiled cousin as the poor relation. Her cousin is busy checking out potential husbands and for story reasons Elinor ends up pretending she's someone else. I don't want to be too spoilery. This book is so fun and Elinor keeps getting into worse and worse trouble so it seems hopeless. Also, there's romance.

16. The Burgess Boys

By Elizabeth Strout (352 pp)(ebook)

Elizabeth Strout is such a great writer. These characters and their relationships are so complex and sad and funny and relatable. The story starts with a freak accident that happens when the main characters are children and it's a ghost over their whole lives. The oldest sibling is a successful attorney, the sister has hard edges. The youngest son is good natured non-profit attorney who I wanted to hug every few pages. Susan's son is a loner who inadvertently gets himself into big trouble and in the process of helping him, the siblings have to go through a lot. Really good.

15. Exit Black

By Joe Pitkin (257 pp)

Joe is a longtime friend and colleague of my husband and we are very excited about this book. We went to a fun reading at Broadway Books in Portland which is a terrific neighborhood bookstore with a great staff. It's a smaller store but so well curated that every aisle has intriguing books that you want. Exit Black is a fun "Die Hard in space" story set on a luxury hotel orbiting earth. In the story, the hotel hasn't quite opened but they are doing a pre-event for some billionaires and an influencer. Bad guys take control of the hotel and super badass scientist Chloe has to save the day. My favorite part was watching the bad guy, Dion, trying to keep his cool with each new setback. A great character. Very fun book! Recommend.

14. Romancing Mr. Bridgerton

By Julia Quinn (480 pp)(ebook)

I watched Bridgerton and was obsessed with Penelope and Colin so I wanted to read the book. It's one in a series about the wealthy Bridgerton children finding true love. Colin is, I think, the third son, and he's tired of everyone thinking he's just a player. Penelope is best friends with one of the Bridgerton sisters and has had a crush on him since she was a teenager. But then he notices how awesome Penlope and there is love but also complications because Penelope has this whole hidden identity. It was great.

13. The Art of Fielding

By Chad Hardbach (544 pp)(ebook)

This book was highly recommended to me and I was a little disconcerted to see it came out in 2011. Yikes. And no doubt there are books that have been in line even longer. This one is about Henry, a baseball star recruited to a small college in Michigan. Other characters include his teammate Mike, who is a complex guy, the head of the college, Affenlight who makes some very poor choices, Henry's roommate Owen and Affenlight's daughter Pella. Great writing. All the characters have a lot going on. I had to shake my head a bit at some of the developments but overall: really loved this book.

12. Bride

By Ali Hazelwood (396 pp)

I am not super into paranormal romance and I didn't think I could get wrapped up in another vampire/werewolf story. I was wrong. This is really fun, with great characters. It's about a vampyre who is the daughter of an important councilman and she has to marry this super hot and powerful werewolf for story reasons. But also: she's trying to solve a mystery and her new husband might have some answers. I enjoyed.

11. Mr. Mercedes

By Stephen King (538 pp)(ebook)

I haven't read Stephen King in a long time and I have a bunch of his books on my ereader. This was a fast, easy read with some great characters and like all of this books: there's always a moment that you did not see coming that is very disturbing. This book delivers more than one! It's about a retired detective with that one unsolved crime that he can't stop thinking about. And then a letter from someone claiming responsibility shows up and the detective is drawn back in. This story is a TV show, too. Has anyone seen it? I have it on my list. Recommend.

10. The Moving Finger

By Agatha Christie (240 pp, ebook)

I have always wanted to read Christie and I bought a trio of Miss Marple in a sale and I think the trio was not Christie's best works. This is the third one and the weakest of the three. It's about a man who suffers an accident and goes to this little village to recover accompanied by his sister. Someone is sending out secret accusatory letters that lead to someone taking her own life. Miss Marple barely shows up except at the very end to help them pull the threads together. The characters are fun but the story has some head-scratching elements.

9. March

By Geraldine Brooks (320 ebook)

I don't know how I have missed Geraldine Brooks up to now. The March of the title is the dad to the March girls in Little Women. During Little Women he is off as a chaplain in the civil war and this story imagines what he is up to. The writing is phenomenal and the story well-researched and completely engrossing. The story did get long for me. March is sometimes an idiot, and I realize, a product of the times, but his idealism hurts people. Still, very much recommend this book.

8. Boyfriend

By Sarina Bowen (256 pp, ebook) I needed another quick and easy to read book and Sarina Bowen delivered again. Abbi needs a fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving due to awkward family situation. Dreamy Weston signs up for the job. Who doesn't love a rent-a-date romance? Cute and fun.

7. Out of Sight

By Elmore Leonard (352 pp, ebook)

I love Elmore Leonard. The book is great. The movie is slightly different but also great. The story is about a US Marshal Karen Sisco who is trying to bring in escaped criminal Jack Foley who is quite the charmer.

5. Sharks in the Time of Saviors

By Kawai Strong Washburn (373 pp)

This is a book written by and about contemporary Native Hawaiian characters -- which I can't remember ever reading before. It is about a family with a lot of struggles that experiences an extraordinary moment that sets off the whole story. The writing is beautiful and the opening chapter is quite a hook. It did enjoy the book but I struggled with heavy subject matter.

6. Last Argument of Kings (Book 3)

By Joe Abercrombie (636 pp)

Book 3 in what I have learned is the first of two trilogies. Battles and confrontations and disappointed expectations. I loved the end of this trilogy. Nothing happened like I expected. I want to read the next three but I need to clear some space on my to read pile and take a break from the brutality.

4. Before they Are Hanged (First Law Trilogy Book 2)

By Joe Abercrombie (514 pp)

Between this and the last book I reread a couple of other books for a class I took and I didn't list them. Why? I don't know. I have some internal rules about what books I post or don't post but I don't know what those rules are.

I discovered this author not too long ago and I am thrilled to have to many books to look forward to. This series is fantasy set in a sort-of early Europe type world -- it's really brutal. There is war everywhere and the story is divided into different points of view, each with an impossible task to do, while the evil forces are hammering on them. Lots of death and gore. But also, funny? There is a lot of humor here. I love these characters. I plan to pass the trilogy off to my cousin and I am seeing him in a week so I'm diving right into book #3.

3. Night of the Living Rez

By Morgan Talty (278 pp)

I don't know what to tell you about this book. First of all, for me, the title hints of zombies but there are none. The book is connected short stories. I love representation and seeing contemporary Indigenous stories and the writing is good. But these characters were so dysfunctional and unlikeable -- I had a hard time with it.

2. Iron Flame (Empyrean, #2)

By Rebecca Yarros (884 ebook)

As much as I loved the first book: fun setups and payoffs, dragons! romance, is how much I was disappointed in this book. It was not fun. It dragged and dragged. If I had a friend describe a relationship like the one the main character has, I would ask them to reconsider whether it was healthy. Violet is always either enraged or blaming herself for everything. I think the book was too long and rushed. I had trouble following the plot. I had trouble distinguishing the characters. I am unlikely to continue the series.

1. On A Sunbeam

By Tillie Walden (533 pp)

This is an amazing graphic novel with creative world-building. It's set in space but not like we usually see space stories. The main character Mia joins a crew that repairs old buildings and this story is woven together with flashbacks of how Mia ended up here. Really good and I should probably read again. If I have any critique it's that I had a little bit of trouble keeping some of the characters straight and where I was at in the timeline.